Schopenhauer’s Law of Entropy:
If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel of sewage, you get sewage.
If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel of wine, you get sewage.
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Ken’s Law:
A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.
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Fahnestock’s Rule for Failure
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Cafeteria Law:
The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.
Greer’s Third Law:
A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
Seit’s Law of Higher Education:
The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.
Fagin’s Rule on Past Prediction:
Hindsight is an exact science.
Femo’s Law of Automotive Engine Repairing:
If you drop something, it will never reach the ground.
Herblock’s Law:
If it’s good, they discontinue it.
Fuller’s Law of Journalism:
The further away the disaster or accident occurs, the greater the number of dead and injured required for it to become a story.
